Pfff, five hours!?

I thought for the brief time of a second that it would be smart to advertise my blog in this post, only to realize that it would be posted to the very same blog... 

Btw, how do you pronounce advertise? Is it adv-e-rtise or advert-i-se? You know, do you pronounce the first 'e' or the 'i'? Post in the comments!

Also, it's a good thing you can't tell for how long I've been writing each post, since you'd likely go like "Pfff, five hours!? It's not even a lot of text! I would have done this, twice as good, in five seconds!"... and I would be like *sadface* and stuff. So yeah, it's definitely a good thing! 

Oh, and there is so much I want to tell you, but it's inappropriate and all,  and not something people would like know a lot about. Also, it's inappropriate as in private, but not private as in naked or disturbing. It's just not things most people would feel good about to know, that's all. 

Ah... what a beautiful waste of space ^^